Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Idol boys, full of themsleves

First of all, I am tired of most every guy getting on stage already aware of what a superstar they are and can't wait to show you.  I hated the pre-singing pompous interviews..."Well, you can't miss a note.."  and  "When you're doin a show..."   blah blah blah, i get it, you are all pros, you're serious singers....Just get up there a sing and get over yourself, just because you made the top 20 doesnt mean you are the best.....leave "some" of your confidence at the stage entrance please...

okay....

Chekezie:
I liked the way you said the real pronunciation of your name, it reminded me of my time in Africa, but thats about all I liked, I've decided you look like Gary Coleman and Carlton from Fresh Prince had a baby and it was full of him self

Danny Noriega:
thanks for not wearing the pants with no secrets again

David Archuleta:
Great job, see you next week, you didnt miss a beat or a note, GREAT song choice, i dont want to put you in my purse yet, but maybe hang you from my rearview mirror like Paula said

David Cook:
You were more in your element, its okay too be a little bald on top, it really is

David Hernandez:
sounded good, you are still weird to watch, be a back up singer

Jason Yeager:
you seemed really defeated when you heard your feedback, you made a good point that you tried to do what they said, I liked that you said that next week you were gonna sing from your heart since the times you tried to please the judges didnt work, HONEST singing works, good for you, show your range like you said, i want to hear it, I was intrigued

Luke:
blech...you are B -O-R-I-N-G...WHY ARE YOU STILL HEAR?!?!?!?  GO AWAY.....

Michael:
Hot, Australian, RockStar, nothings changed

Robbie:
American Idol you are not, glad you lost the BAD-danna on your head, though

and now....
drumm rollll................(drum roll..................)

JASON CASTRO!!!!!!
I still want to be behind the hometown hero thing, sue me
I thought you were fabulous and kinda magical, not because of the way you sang but because you had the amazing ability to make Paula Abdul sound articulate!  She was dead on in her feedback that she had for you.

Bless your heart, though.  I laughed so hard at your interview before the song, you can't fake that.  I could just see the executives going, "Try it one more time"  "Try it this afternoon"  "Try it tomorrow"  "Maybe we can edit an interview together"  "What's wrong with this guy?"  "Okay, just run a montage of all the weirdness, we'll go with that" Lol, lol....My favorite is when you talked about your weird faces that you make and that you were surprised about all the NON music stuff like pictures and talking that you had to do!

I love it

I know that you are kinda new at performing as a singer, I think you are great.  You are not going to win American Idol by using your guitar every time and staying "all the way" in your shell.  Be like a snail and just poke your head out a little bit to move yourself along.  To be an American Idol you have to be comfortable with your talent.  You can do it.  

Im ready to see Brooke and Carly and Syesha tomorrow.









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