Wednesday, March 05, 2008

American Idol, guitarless

well....heres the gist

Luke
You couldnt be MORE cheezy if you came in a can and were smeared on cheap crackers
I hope you know exactly what I mean by that
I couldnt have been MORE uncomfortable
My face hurt from wincing so much
SHUT UP! Why are you here?  Come on America.

David A
still cute, still good, pass me the pep please 

Danyell...ahem...I mean Danny
You look like you were singing to yourself in the mirror and I wanted to get out of the room so you could be alone with yourself

David H
Did you actually "Snap" your fingers, bite your lip AND nod your head during your song?!
Thats a triple cheese threat, yuck.....no matter how good you can sing, i still cant watch you
AND STOP LOOKING FOR THE CAMERAS!!!!! 

Michael
You looked like you had fun, keep enjoying yourself
You're my Aussie fix on the show

David C
Who knew a Lionel Ritchie song could get rocked out?  Good job
I loved it personally....

(I could use a few less Davids in the mix, though, its confusing enough trying to learn names)

Chikezie
Started out sounding like Luther then ended up ruining it by showboating, get over yourself, its unappealing

JASON!!!!!!! Hallelujah! I think I heard a little Bob Dillon in there?
so proud of you for goin without the guitar for the first time
blew me away
I hope you keep improving, can totally tell you've been working on your facial expressions and feeling comfortable with your talent and being on stage, great job
and i think you've got the whole country realizing that they have NO idea how to spell Hallelujah!  where'd that J come from?
MAKE THAT TOP TWELVE BOYEEE!


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